Sunny afternoons at JBC

So I was jumping along to cool tunes provided courtesy of the Julain's blog (purposely spell wrong) when I looked out the window and what I saw?? Made me go like:

One eyebrow raise, different hue saturation psychedelic WHOOOAAA....!

Two dudes juggling pins on the grass outside in the sunny sun. Random siaaa damn kao random.

So I took a video of them!

Heehee. Then I spent another few hours not studying.

THE END

Scientology

South Park parody of Scientology. This is what they really believe:

Read the Scientology Controversies page on Wikipedia. They say it's a religion created for profit i.e. you gotta pay for further enlightenment and so on. I feel so inclined to think so too. Lol. Seems like the whole world is making fun of them. Malu giler.

Here is the Tom Cruise video Scientology tried to suppress. It's creepy. The laughing is creepy. Makes you go like 0_o and at how he's so sosoososo sure about himself and about what he believes in and of course everything he says is just vague BS anyone can make up on the spot. "We are the path to happiness.... we unite culture and bring peace! Only we know the right way to do everything! Everyone else is doing it wrong!"

Oh but I had a good laugh reading the comments section at the bottom of the page! They kutuk Tom Cruise like mad! Haha!

You know the wife from the King of Queens show is also a Scientologist. Creeepeeey how they use these celebrities to spread their religion.

Meh.

Halloween Costume Designs

Today Ee Lynn accused me of staring at the crack of her ass.

0_o

Annnywaaay, amidst recent discussion about what to wear to get free entry into Halloween parties where they admit you free if you're wearing a costume, White Ninja has a few ideas.

I think they are so fetching I might just go out and make me one!

In Malaysia, this is something else.

You think you've seen weird videos?

Here's more. Oh and don't forget the funny Japanese video on the kecohppl blog. Click here.

Once upon a time, there was a secret door.

Nobody knew about it.

Because it was secret.

They would wonder about what lay beyond the secret door but they didn't because they didn't know about it.

Then one day, someone found out about the door. But that person didn't know it was a secret door.

So he told his friends, "Yoohoo~~!! Lookie here what I've found!! A door!!" But his friends weren't interested because to them, it was just a regular garden variety old door. They didn't know it was secret.

So they all went home to eat macaroni and cheese and to watch KUNG FU HUSTLE for the 6th time because they loved it so much. (Obviously Cherie isn't one of the friends)

Sheesh.

So the Guy Who Discovered The Door also went home to eat macaroni and cheese and watch KUNG FU HUSTLE for the 6th time because he loved it soo much although it was different this time because he had minced beef in his macaroni and cheese.

And that separated him from the other boys who ate plain macaroni and cheese and watched KUNG FU HUSTLE for the 6th time because they loved it so much. Some people think he had minced beef in his macaroni and cheese because he had discovered the door (which was secret but he had not found out about that yet). Others just think he had minced beef in his macaroni and cheese because he added the minced beef into his macaroni and cheese.

I digress.

The door was still a secret. This makes the door a secret door that even the boys who went home to eat mac... didn't know it was a secret.

The Guy Who Discovered The Door didn't discover the secrets of the door nor that the door was in fact a secret door which noone knew about except for him but he didn't know it was a secret then.

So then one day, the Guy Who Discovered The Door Who's Name Happened To Be Johnny walked past the door he discovered and exclaimed to himself, "My! I don't even know what lies beyond this door!! Oooo! That must make it... A Secret Door!!"

He beamed to himself and went home to tell his mother about it. But his mother just pooh-poohed him off and sent him to bed.

He woke up the next day thinking he absolutely HAD to do something about The Secret Door. So he gathered some paint, a toothbrush and a spare pillowcase and went to The Secret Door. He painted the words,

"HEED ALL YE WHO PASS BY!
THIS BE A SECRET DOOR!!"

onto the door with the toothbrush and filled the spare pillowcase with stolen marbles and bits of blue cheese he found on the steps of the grocers'.

He went home that day feeling satisfied. He knew now that everybody who passed by would soon know that the door which he had discovered was in fact SECRET!

The next day, all his friends admired him for his brilliance, yadda yadda yaddaaa..

THE END

A French Erotic Film.

A French erotic film. An old blue Scot called Dill. A windy, shaky driver, doesn't look they'll revive her!

Click!

C'mon, I know you want to. Delve into total randomness. Note: Watch it three times and tell me you aren't addicted and I'll tell you you've been deprived as a child.

On a brighter note, the whole forgetting what day it is today happened again. I thought Tuesday was Wednesday until Kah Wei and Ning so helpfully pointed it out to me. So yay! I have an extra day to complete revision whether I like it or not! =D

POH-TEH-TOHS!

POH-tay-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

C'mon, click! You know you want to!

I promise you'll love it. ;)

Attack of the Cheese-Eating Robots.

Here: Attack of the Cheese-Eating Robots.
This game had me busy for quite awhile. From Albino Blacksheep, when you feel Inorganic Chem ain't quite your thing. :)

Just for record's sake, I got 2060 for the Easy setting. But you can beat that.

'Naz, I feel like falling off the chair.'

'Go ahead.'

Next thing I know, Van is sliding off the chair sideways and she falls on the floor with a complementary 'thud' ensuring face turns all over the library!

*sigh* Van, you amaze me. Might this be some Kuching thing?

Khai Yong the joker.

Haih. Khai Yong can be quite amusing at times. See below for proof.

Note: His MSN msg was "I was dying Music Planet. One day, my friend Bidulz was coming to me". Had to slice bits of the Convo out cuz the blog will distort if anypic is wider than 400 pixels. Enjoy.

Like 'doraemon' I said.

Is not wise, I said.

Interesting indeed. I laughed my ass off by how ridiculously intent he was on playing his role. Bravo bravo! Two claps for the alien! He made me laugh. Which is usually a very good thing. Unless you laugh at someone cuz he or she is pathetic. That's not a very good laugh tho. Fun for awhile, you go 'haha, i know im better than this guy' but then after it's all said and done, what you've only really actually done is make fun of other people.

Which, come to think of it, is quite fun if you know the right people with the right target person to make fun of.

Like in lower secondary school with the likes of Kah Yee and Natalie and God forbid I forget Fazril!!!11 And then the victims were Lammy and Julianne and all those other people we thought were worthwhile to make fun of. Who can forget the days of cutting butt shapes out of paper and slapping a piece of cellotape folded on itself (so it was sticky on both sides) onto the butt shape and leaving it on other people's chair. Yes, that was fun. Indeed. Laughed my ass off yet again.

Sigh. I miss those days. Buthenagain, who doesn't miss their innocent childhood moments when they did things just because it was immaturish-ly funny and was guaranteed to make you laugh your guts out.

Hahah. Well, times have changed and you prolly won't see the people you used to hang out with much and you prolly wouldn't have the time to hang out with them as much as you used to as much as you wanted to. But it's okay, I guess. Such is life that shit happens no matter how old you are. Or wanna be. Or think that you are.

I'm digressing. Khai Yong the joker. Refer above diagrams. 'Nuff said.

Today he insisted I update before he commented. Hahah. Seems like Van and Cherie have posts dedicated to you too. ;)

Prof Yeoh's Notes

I love the way Prof Yeoh's lecture slides make no sense. No sense at all.

Don't get me started on the itsy bitsy diagrams.

Tra la la~~ I'm letting myself get distracted again. So sue me.