The Update

The Damien is back. Yay. New hard drive and all. Hope this one works best.

There are strange ppl in my apt right now.

The laptop is back but can't go streamyx on it cuz I don't know the pass/w. Sad.

In other more interesting news, actually, my life isn't all that interesting so I'll share with you a story I heard from somewhere else:

One day, a Turtle crawled into a Bear's cave and asked the Bear, "Hey, how do I get to So and So Place?"

The Bear turned to him and slapped him around a bit. Then he proceeded to explain how to get to So and So Place, "First of all, So and So Place is such an ambiguous name. Please be more specific when describing the places of names to me, yea, thx k dearie. Second of all, you have to take the first turning to your left when you pull out of your driveway and keep going till you see the Green Sign."

So this is what the Turtle did.

He saw the Green Sign, nodded his head and drove back home.

At home, he saw Mrs. Turtle and said to her, "Mr Bear tells me the truth."

Mrs Turtle nodded her head and said, "Go to sleep dear, you've been up the whole day."

But Turtle said, "NO!" and then he went to bed.

Haha.

The next day, Mrs Turtle went to see the Bear.

"My husband says you tell him the Truth."

The Bear nodded.

"Oh."

Then she went home and fed her children.

The next day, a famine came upon their land and they all starved but they didn't die because this is a happy story, mmkay? So Turtle went to Bear again.

"Hey, got famine la. How?"

Bear shrugged. He went inside his cave and took out a twig to show Turtle.

"Eh, a twig shaped like Elvis Presley."

"What? How will that solve my problems?"

Bear shrugged. He pointed to the mountains. "If you want so many answers, go see the Wisen Bison up in the Wisen Mountains."

"They say he's only Wise because he lives up in the Wise Mountains and not because he actually is Wise. Then how?"

Bear re-made his point. Then he went in his cave to take out the twig shaped like Damien Rice's music but when he came out, Turtle was already in the Wisen Mountains.

Turtle in his cool Picanto rolled down the window and hollered to the Wisen people, "Yo, yo, check my cool ride."

They all just stared at him like he was retarded so he proceeded to ask, "How do I get to the Wisen Bison?"

They all pointed North and told him to go straight on till he reached the Yellow Sign. So he did.

Then he reached the Wisen Bison.

"Yo, yo, my main man Bear told me I could get mad answers from you like, check it!"

The Bison nodded his head. "What dyou want to know?"

"I forgot."

So Turtle went home to sleep in the hopes of remembering what it was he wanted to know from the Bison. When he woke up, he still couldn't remember but he knew that Bear knew what he wanted to ask.

In the afternoon, he went to see Bear. Then he remembered. "Oh yah. Got famine, hor?" Then he drove up the Wisen Mountains again and saw Bison again and ask Bison, "Got famine la, how?"

The Bison kept quiet. Why? Cuz he was sleeping. Haha.

This could go on. But let's not shall we?