You know the emo lawn that would cut itself?

I wish my hair would layer itself and cut its own fringe so I wouldn't have to spend £10-20 at the hairdresser's.

Dammit. Why does the world have to revolve around money? It's just some stupid papery thing that runs the universe! If I ran the universe, I'd run it different! People would be seeking other stuff rather than just money! Sheesh. Money is just an object, yet it's so important!

I wish someone would come kacau me now. Things get so boring.