Heya frenz! Today I'm going to tell you all a tall story (although I am short!). Once I was shopping alone in the dark, at some dark alley la, shopping for my drugs (I'm pharmacist k! I need drugs) when someone tried to snatch theft me. I heard him from a mile away driving his Mat Rempit motorbike, but instead of running away like a frightened little girly girl, I decided to stand and fight...like a man!! So I remember what my kbx (pronounced ke-bux) sifu teach me and I summon all my chi into my leg, and then I TRIPPED the motorcycle over and the guy fell over on his head. The end.

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