Speaking of today, today is the 15th of May '05. My bread expires tomorrow. I will do what any self-appreciating bread-eating citizen will do and place the bread strategically in the freezer. No, the refrigerator. They will last longer, and then the bread companies who think they can trick us by setting a 4 day period before the expiry date will be FORCED to make bread that can resist all mould and fungus inhabitations and infections and/or any diseases that might affect the meninges of the consumer. Then, we shall rejoice with possibly a bread-baking festival in which bread bakers all around the world will attend and be merry with us.
The sly bread company CEO's will of course sit down in their rotten mansions and sulk themselves till late! They will be so jealous of our bread-baking festival in which bread bakers from all over the world came to attend and be merry. And all shall end happily. With upbeat background music, preferably. Something by Smashmouth, perhaps.
PS: I love Foundation Chemistry!! And all its little bits and pieces like Inorganic Chem (the best!!) and Organic Chem (who can forget Kang's sultry voice??) or or Physical Chemistry?? Yay!! They are my favourite topics!! I am so glad I have to study them for tomorrow's F.Chem test!! I will do so well!! I've already started Physical Chem!! I know I can finish the rest by tonight!! Gambate!! Wish me luck!!
I am a nooby noob nerd. Somebody stuff me in an old can of tuna fish. Moo!
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